Through My Eyes...

Here is a guide made up for men to follow and understand what woman are really saying. Copy this, then put it in your wallet and refer to it OFTEN. This just might save you many many arguments.

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, she needs a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before you help around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you better be on your toes! Arguments that end with nothing usually end up with Fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks your an idiot and wondering what she is doing wasting her time standing there arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to # 3 about the meaning of nothing)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you’ll pay for your mistake.

7: Thanks: A women is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say your welcome. (I want to add in a clause here, this is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot” - that is PURE sarcasm and she is NOT thanking you at all. Do Not say “your welcome” …that will bring on a “whatever”.

8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying “F**k You!”

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking “whats wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to # 3.